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My interest and insights have changed over the years, things are not what they used to be, things are not what they really seem to be, life is much more than what we perceive it to be, my blog is my attempt to understand and share some of my thoughts that are expressible. Happily married, mother of two amazing little people...

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Weekend Humor...

Confusing English...

1.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they be called Fed-UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Humans ???
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
NOW Get Back to WORK !!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

beenzzz said...

HAHA! Great list of stuff. Thanks for the laugh. :)

Narayanan said...

good stuffs, nice bit of humor. nice bit of jokes to relax amidts tight schedule.

BO18 said...

The correct answer to question 4 would be: Because Holland is not a country :P