Real Ignorance LOL...

A story about a west indian man...a story dat wud only happen in di west indies....as he writes:

"Ah went wid mi fasness an get marrid to a widow who had a daughta dat was big already...
As ting will happen mi fadda come and fall in love wit mi new step daughta and he get marrid to she...

Derefor: mi fadda now get to be mi son in law while at di same time mi step daughta now become mi step mudda...But dat ent all

In di meantime, mi wife get pregnant an' had mi son- mi son who now turn out to be mi fadda brudah in law and also mi own uncle because he is di bruddah of mi step muddah who is also mi step daughta. Is here tings turn real mad....

Mih fadda wife now have a son who is technically mi brudda but in trut is mi gran chile...derefor: mi wife is mi granmudda cause she is mi step muddah's muddah..

So now I is mi wife husban and shi granchile at di same time! An' being di husband of a granmuddah mek me ah granfaddah- So now I end up bein mi own granfaddah